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Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring
Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring

Small talk 'Can't be arsed' Keyring

£ 8.99

Materials: 95% Zinc Alloy, 5% Enamel

Features: Because “actually, I can’t be arsed”. This cheeky keyring says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Featuring a peachy little reminder that your motivation has left the building, it’s perfect for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive life energy. Stylish. Honest. Emotionally unavailable.

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Items must be unused and re-sellable as new, including undamaged packaging. Accessories must be returned in the original branded boxes provided and inside a protective shipping box/postal bag. All branded tags and barcode labels must be attached and intact. You can return or exchange your purchase within 14 days. Please note, all items purchased online cannot be returned to store. 

Please note that you will be responsible for the cost of returning the products to us unless the item is deemed faulty. We refund up to the value of £10 in postage costs for reasons

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